i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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You could have been all I wanted
But you weren’t honest
Now get in the ground
You choked off the surest of favors
But if you really loved me
You would have endured my world
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SOME GUY JUST ASKED ME IF COTF STANDS FOR
“CUM ON THE FACE”
LOOOOOOOOL
WE WERE
ONE AMONG THE FACE
ONE AMONG THE FA-A-A-AAACE
WOULD YOU CUUUUMMMM, WOULD YOU CUUUUMMMMM, WOULD YOU CUUUUMMM ALL OVER MY FACE?
no wonder she was screamin’ “CLAUDIO-OH!”
“The anxious through the calming storm you’ll sit as you pray for rain”
oh my god that picture get the fuck out hahaha
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my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry
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This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.
The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.
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New pictures from Monsters University
in theaters June 21st
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